Mom Bombs

March 13, 2019

Moms love to drop little "bombs" of advice on us. What are the best go to lines from Moms or "Mom boms"??


  • Wear clean underwear
  • Say something nice or don't say anything at all
  • "Well, what are you gonna do about?" Fred @JBLM
  • Her phrase is, "One. TWO!" As far as we know, she may not even be able to count to three because we were never willing to push it that far.
  • My moms line was you know what's right, you know when to come home
  • 'make good choices'
  • My go to line whenever my kids complain their head hurts or stomach to go drink some water....
  • Because I said so!!! – Rachel
  • I brought you into this world, I can take you out.
  • My mom always said "sh*t or get off the pot" gotta love her
  • My mom always says "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
  • My mom bomb is "when you pay the bills you can leave your stuff around all you want"
  • "show respect or I'll show you disrespect " - Barry from Roy.
  • U may be bigger but im badder
  • I am a mom and my mom bomb is every time my children leave the house no matter where they're going or what they're doing. No sex no drugs no alcohol!- Dawn from Gig Harbor.
  • My mom's advice and go to line during hard times in my life, was this too shall pass
  • I'll give you something to cry about
  • "Don't do a halfway job" - Dani from Sultan
  • Don't do anything I wouldn't do!
  • Fix your face
  • Just pray about it - Mary in Lake Stevens
  • If you break it you're not getting another one
  • put your big girl panties on and buck up butter cup
  • I wish I would have had chickens because then I could get away with wringing your necks!!!